Mondays Joke And you thought you were having a bad day?
Posted on: May 19, 2008While walking through a forest, a man found another man hugging a tree with
his ear against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the fuck are you doing?
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "Would you like
to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms
around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet,
jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the
tree stark naked, and asked,
"What the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other
guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed his neck and
said....
"This just isn't gonna be your day......"